I could bore you all with stories of my regular life, but see, my life isn't regular. I am stuck in a world of topsy turvy INSANITY! For example, my crazy day today started like this. I was driving down the street this morning, and (bizarrely enough) my path was crossed by an insane Argentinian dwarf in a kilt. He came up to my car and started shouting at me about alternate dimensions and time travel, etc., etc., etc. Like I said, absolutely bonkers.
This isn't the first time this has happened though. About a month ago, I was in Barnes and Noble, perusing the shelves when a woman I'd never seen before in my life ran into me, gasped, performe